Once upon a time there lived a tennis player named Luke Bernakevitch. He was very happy because he had just won a tennis competition in his league. So one day he went on a walk and he saw a beautiful woman. She was a horseback rider. He thought she was an angel so he went on a bus and stalked her in her house But then this bear came and attacked him. Just then he realized he was being an idiot.
So Luke went back home and ate this japanese cracker thing. The next day he woke up as a monkey! He was so scared that people would judge him. But then he thought to himself who would care? He was a cute little monkey. So he drove to NASA because he was picked to fly in Apollo 11 to be the first man to land on the moon. But of course he was a monkey. He was a monkey and this was not supposed to happen so he was filled with worry and he hid in the women’s washroom. Why? Because he was a monkey and who cares? So of course NASA had a sub called Neil Armstong. While Apollo 11 was lifting off, his new friends Mr. Caterpillar, Mr. Goat and Mrs. Ram were supporting him through this hard time. When he finally came out of the washroom the manager of NASA walked right up to him and gave him the face of madness. When he went to the parking lot his car was gone! He had spent all that time mourning that his parking time expired! So he took the bus home. The next day he had turned back into a human! Luke was outraged so he went for a bike ride to calm his nerves. He went all the way through the mountains. On his way back home he saw a koala eating fire ants so he decided to lick the nest. He thought they tasted bizarre. So he went back home and played space invaders on his Atari. Soon he realized why the shopkeeper was totally weirded out when he bought this game. He wanted a refund so he sent it by truck then by train all the way back to Japan.
The creator of the game made a frog face when he saw the note attached to the box. Turns out Luke wanted his money back because when the aliens landed he was so annoyed that he hit the Atari with a baseball bat. Once he calmed down he heard the ice cream truck music playing so he ran outside and there was a drone playing the music caused by NASA to annoy him because he let them down. So he went inside, got his Atari, and threw it at the drone. Which only made matters worse
for the Atari. Then his heart started to hurt a lot so he called 911 but it was too late and he was already dead. Hahahahahhaha.